– I’m sorry babe, I’m just an asshole.
– What does “asshole” mean?
– You have never heard that word before? So you have never met someone like me.
– Yes that’s true. Nobody’s like you. But I have met some asses.
– No babe, there is only one ass in this life. It’s me.
– You’re unique. No one has ever affected me the way you do.
– You can call me with whatever you want.
– That’s difficult. You’re a lot.
– Then keep calling me “asshole”.
– I understand what “ass” mean, but “ass” plus “hole” sounds stupid.
– Yeah “asshole” is even worse than stupid. “Asshole” is me.
– I’m more stupid than you but I don’t call myself “asshole”.
– You’re a flower.
– Flower is ass’ favorite food.
– Really? How do you know that?
– I once saw them devouring a whole flower field.
– Are you playing with words?
– Absolutely not. Why do you think so?
– Ass isn’t an animal but an organ.
– No it isn’t, it’s a wild donkey.
– Cheesy!!! Forget about what I have just said.
– I forgot everything. I only remember that I love you.
– That’s wonderful. I love you and you love me, so we love each other.
– No, I love you and you love me but we don’t love each other.
– Why?
– We’d better argue later. I’m starving to death.
– What would you like to eat?
– Let’s kiss.
